6 lessen in Cat Reality
1. How they think they look frolicking in the snow.
"So powerful, so fast and so all-terrain."
Hoe ze er echt uitzien.
"Help, I can't feel my whiskers."
2. Hoe ze denken dat ze er van dichtbij uitzien.
"Hey girl, can I buy you a glass of cream sometime?"
"Hey girl, can I buy you a glass of cream sometime?"
Hoe ze er echt uitzien.
"Hey girl... hey girl...wait up I want to ask you something... can you hear me?"
"Hey girl... hey girl...wait up I want to ask you something... can you hear me?"
3. Hoe ze denken dat ze in bomen klimmen.
"I'll just be here looking wonderful, sniffing these strategically placed flowers that purrfectly complement my fur."
"I'll just be here looking wonderful, sniffing these strategically placed flowers that purrfectly complement my fur."
Hoe ze er echt uitzien.
"Hurry, get help. My claws can't hold on much longer."
5. How they think they look having drinking.
"Oeps, ik heb een paar kleine, heerlijke melkdruppels op mijn lippen gekregen waardoor ik er aanbiddelijker uitzie."
Hoe ze er echt uitzien.
"Don't blame me, the bowl's too big. Ow ow ow - I think some got in my eye."
6. How they think they look enjoying the rain.
"John Updike once said, 'Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.' Such exquisite words.”
Hoe ze er echt uitzien.
"Sing in the rain they said. Go jump some puddles. It will be fun they said."
"Hurry, get help. My claws can't hold on much longer."
4. Hoe ze denken dat ze er rond loungen.
"Mmmm so cosy and soft. This sofa and I were meant for each other."
"Mmmm so cosy and soft. This sofa and I were meant for each other."
Hoe ze er echt uitzien.
"Does this sofa make my bum look big? I think it's cut the circulation to my tail"
"Does this sofa make my bum look big? I think it's cut the circulation to my tail"
5. How they think they look having drinking.
"Oeps, ik heb een paar kleine, heerlijke melkdruppels op mijn lippen gekregen waardoor ik er aanbiddelijker uitzie."
Hoe ze er echt uitzien.
"Don't blame me, the bowl's too big. Ow ow ow - I think some got in my eye."
6. How they think they look enjoying the rain.
"John Updike once said, 'Rain is grace; rain is the sky condescending to the earth; without rain, there would be no life.' Such exquisite words.”
Hoe ze er echt uitzien.
"Sing in the rain they said. Go jump some puddles. It will be fun they said."